This month we’ve designed some gorgeous new beds to keep you warm and snug while the cold weather still lingers. The Sweet Dreams Bed is available in two pretty colours – pink and blue – and the Choc and Cream Doughnut Dod Bed is the height of contemporary style. Advance-order them now before Paris Hilton’s Chihuahuas get them all!

For those of you young pups and kittens, 14th February is what the humans call Valentine’s Day, (they buy red cards and chocolates for each other.) But don’t feel left out – with our Heart Dog Hoodies and Heart Dog Tank Tops you will get lots of cuddles too!

EDUCATION OF THE MONTH: Humans who smile when things go wrong have thought of someone to blame it on.

Canines – if your human companions are too afraid of the snow to take you out for a walk then why not have a game of indoor football with The Football Crazy Toy – a fun way of shifting that post-Christmas weight which will also save your paws getting icy and wet.

Felines
Make the most of the indoor climbing frame that is the Christmas tree before your human staff remove it and all the fun baubles in early January. Something to do with a silly human superstition (not all superstitions are in our favour.) If you experience withdrawal symptoms try these Glittery Pom Poms .

QUESTION OF THE MONTH: Why do humans think that the solution for dying batteries is pressing harder on the remote?

Time to find out if all that barking, meowing, and whinnying has paid off and your ‘owner’ has got you what you wanted for Christmas. But if they haven’t don’t worry – the Prince & Princess Petwear sale starts on Christmas Eve so you can afford to get what you want and more!!!!

WARNING!
Tis the season to have an increased number of humans visiting your residence, to find wrapping paper stuck to your fur, to wake up wearing a Santa’s Little Helper hat (see left), to have noisy crackers pulled above you whilst you’re under the table eating food that has fallen (accidentally or on purpose) off the table … if it gets too much, take some time out for yourself, use some Hebal Pet Calm Balm and have a snooze in your ’owner’s’ bed.

QUESTION OF THE MONTH: Why is it that when the phone rings, humans ask the people around them ‘who is that?’, instead of picking up the phone and finding out.

We get lots of emails this time of year from our fellow four-legged fashionistas wondering what is the best method for getting the perfect gift at Christmas! Here is our proven method:

• Find your perfect gift on princeprincesspetwear.co.uk, and then press print 100 times.
• If you are a dog: leave the print-outs scattered all around your home for your owner to find.
  If you are a cat: sleep on the paperwork, and then look adorable when your owner comes home from work.
  If you are a horse: enlist the help of cat or dog.
  
  
• Start barking/meowing/naying/tweeting whenever you see your desired gift.
  
  
• Pretend to be concerned when your owner tells you their problems. A few blinks of the eye, and some appropriate head and ear movements will convince them you are listening. They will reward you next month!!!

QUOTE OF THE MONTH: “A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime.”

Getting ready for Christmas at the Palace (it takes a while to plan everything), thankfully we have human staff to do it all for us. Those Designer & Luxury Parka Dog Coats are already selling like hot bacon, we suspect a lot of you will be receiving one on December 25th or earlier if you do enough barking and begging!

Take care my fellow Princes and Princesses.
Prince
xxx

QUOTE OF THE MONTH: It is a well known cat-fact that everyone is beautiful if you squint a bit.

The Things we do to Smell Beautiful!

Love Princess
xxx

QUESTION OF THE MONTH: What on earth was the ‘best thing’ before sliced bread came along?

We can’t help but be really excited about the new Autumn line of Prince & Princess Couture for canines. The new collection includes fashionable Parka Coats in a range of gorgeous colours, Tank Tops and Warm Hoodies, and the must-have in every princess’s wardrobe The Little Black Dress. I’m going to my design studio, Cat Couture coming soon….!
Love Princess
xxxx

INFORMATION OF THE MONTH: A lost property office is for people to return things they find but don’t want.

We’ve been really busy over the last month helping the humans unpack lots of boxes of (human) jewellery for accessoriespalace.co.uk the new fashion accesories boutique. It’s such a hard life.

As if that wasn’t bad enough, we were returning to the UK, exhausted after a round-the-world photo shoot, when the airport lost our Luxury Carriers. So if anyone happens to see 8 Army Camo Carriers in Pink, 4 Love Heart Travel Bags in Red, and 7 Travel Carriers in Green Camo and Wine colours, anywhere between the Grand Canyon and Heathrow, please let us know.

TIP OF THE MONTH: To the all the pets in the world who are forced to share a bed with another pet: One good turn gets most of the blankets.

This month we are celebrating…stripes.

Keep yourself looking cool in these 100% cotton Stripes Dog T-shirts available in Baby Blue and Baby Pink. Plus – for this month only, the Candy Stripe Collar and Lead Set is now just £5.99!! How could your ‘owner’ resist?

Prince and I (mostly Prince as I believe cats are much better in a supervisory role) have cleared an entire wall in our palace to hang pictures of all of our friends and family.
Visit The Gallery to view them and don’t forget to send us your own photos to princeprincess@inbox.com

HINT OF THE MONTH: There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with dog food.

Never let it be said that pets can’t predict fashion trends. Two months ago Princess and I launched the classy Dottie Dog Collar, which was designed by moi. Not only is it a really popular design but now all the human fashion magazines are copying the monochrome style…

Meanwhile, Princess’s Union Jack Charm has also been very popular amongst the nation’s patriotic pets, and the humans are trying to copy that too…

Celebs Magazine May 09

POINT OF LAW OF THE MONTH: Cat Law – Anything on the ground is a cat toy. Anything not there yet, soon will be.